If you put the word "violently" in front of your action it becomes 6900 x funnier. *violently feeds toddler* *violently rubs forehead twice*
Violently looks at you. Violently eats your soul. Violently collects your tears in a jar. Violently eats pickles. Violently puts on my seatbelt. Violently presses the elevator button. Yes. I love it.
Violently sleeps Violently walks to the kitchen Violently breathes Violently stares into your spirit Violent eats cereal Violently farts Violently poops Violently sneezes Violently pours coffee Violently hangs up the phone (jk we are in 2014 you can't do that anymore) Violently laughs! Violently laughs !!! Violently laughs!!!!!! I LOVE THIS ONE
Violently farms noobs Violently stares at the sun Violently drives to work Violently hates rp Violently knocks over neighbors trash cans Violently steals candy from a baby
Violently screen shots things. Violently watches the tv. Violently skips down the street. Violently dances.