SOOOOOOOOO today I was at school n we was taking a test n halfway through the test I had to fart. Lmao.i didn't wanna do it but I had too cut my stomach was like cramped so I slowly leaned down on my desk n tilt to one side n tried too squeeze it out slowly n silently. BUT my buttons had other things planned. It came out as a loud rip. N like the sound was so loud everybody stopped the test. The teacher was like "sound like u had a complete breakfast" OMG lmao. I died in class . but I got an a on my test :-D on the odyssey. N the story romeo n juilet.