I was so high I couldn't find the key ignition and slept in my car in the Parking lot. Also, I was so high my friends and I lit a a garbage can on fire and ran away.
I was so high i looked at my cat n said "meow" . He said "meow". I was like "meow". He said "meow meow". I was like I SPEAK CAT!
Ok, I had so much fun reminiscing the first time, here's a couple more "I got so high..." stories Me and a buddy of mine got really stoned at my parents house in high school. It was only like his 2nd time smoking...anyways he turned the fan on after I broke it up into shake, and it flew all over the room we spent like an hour crawling around on out hands and knees trying to find it, he had a magnifying glass ? and I had one of those light/magnifiers that you use for reading in the dark. When I was a senior in high school I used to have my baseball team over to my house after games a lot...me and one of my friends (senior) convinced a freshman that if he smoked a bowl of nothing but seeds and stems he would get SUPER baked we told him, if the plant grows from a single seed, just imagine how potent the seeds are so he lot it up and it started sparking and popping, he coughed for like 5 mins moron
One I was so freaking blown at a party I couldn't walk for crap almost fell down like 5 times, we freaking hot boxed some guys car and all you could see was smoke that was freaking funny
OMG 1 more and I'll stop posting this one needs to be shared tho... To set this up, you should know that I'm one of those "paranoid" pot heads I always think someone's watching and I'm gonna get caught...which is the main reason I quit smoking a couple of years ago. Anyways, this all happened...I SWEAR it's a true story and not only is it true, it happened the very first time I smoked... So one weekend when I was like 14, I went to my friends house with 2 other friends. The 4 of us walked down the street to his neighborhoods "clubhouse." We smoked...A LOT! We had one of those pipes that pulled out of the ass of a hi lighter to hide it lol remember those?! So we are baked and walking back, and we had M90 or M80 firecrackers smart, I know We set them off in a few mailboxes and ran. Then we got to some house and my friend lights one and throws it...unknowingly about 5 feet from a fenced in dog . It went crazy and the owner came running out after us! The only words I heard him telling was police and shotgun...so we all booked it down the street. Or so I thought... Turns out the guy who actually LIVED in the neighborhood was no where to be found, which left the rest of us lost, wandering the streets of this neighborhood. I started FREAKING out. The other two guys, one just laughed...for hours on end, and the other just kept smoking, while I was in a panic. After about an hour we found our friends house, and I thought for sure the friend that lives there had been caught. I was prepared to knock on the front door bc we didn't leave the back door unlocked. One of the other guys suggested we try knocking on the friends window first. Luckily he had run home and let us in. I yelled at him for like 15 mins, then ate an entire loaf of bread and bag of chips and passed out good times!