You ever been so high that

You know you are too high when it takes you twenty mins to roll a joint 

 

i was sooo high at my bff bday party that i was dumping the ashes on her cake.... so y'all could pretty much tell what the cake looked like that made me think it was an ashtray lol

 

The cop came to my party and I was so paranoid (cause I was high) I hid in a dryer machine

 

I was so high that in a women's dressing room (curtain type), I just opened it in a hurry without thinking and saw a woman in undies 

 

Try blinking really fast, you will realize it's really hard to stop blinking

 

I'm so high I play this retarded internet game made by an Ape

 

I was so high that I spoke dirty jokes to my friends online

 

I once spilled my drink at a restaurant...instead of picking it up and cleaning it up quickly I just sat there and let it spill into my lap for like 20 seconds  not sure if I didn't notice or was too high to know what to do, but I sure did look like I peed on myself 

 

But those dirty jokes were actually clean with ways to sound wrong

 

Once, I was so high that when my girlfriend asked me to hand her her glasses, I accidentally gave her the memory card to our ps2(which was sitting next to the glasses). Only when it was in her hand and she gave me a weird look did I realized what happened.

 

I live in Colorado, of course I've been this high. I've gotten so high I smoked myself sober :,( lol

 

I've been so high that one time (after we kept passing around) my brother handed me a soda and I tried to smoke it :/

 

I never been so high because I never been so high, 

 

i was sooo high that i was smoking standing in front of the mirror and tryed to pass the blunt to myself

 

I love this thread.

 

I was so high once, I thought I was a plain, boring, unattractive pleb! Pfffft they were some serious mind bending drugs.

 

I was so high once, then I grew up 