Welcome to the AlmightAnya Guide to SELFIES! Like OMG! so Amazing You need to do these Right! So I'm making you a guide So! we all know the Lovely Ladies who take selfies, and show how amazing god made them, now this is a GUIDE for MEN, so please if you don't have a **** LEAVE Okay guys Since Guys are usually strange like Spitfire, or have some strange fetishes, Time to go and have that hot shower and remove some tension, from the hot water So your all dressed up and ready to take that selfie, You need some items, ITEM LIST • Shinny item ( mirror, toaster ECT) • Camera ( Phone or Camera ) • App to upload photos to Now we have different types! You can stand I front of a mirror or such and take a photo that way, or you can hold your phone and look at your self though the screen So your all dressed up pretty, you just put in your false teeth and you think you look Pretty, So for my photo I'll post, ill be taking it a toaster ( First method ) and my old ghetto phone, Now stand in front of your mirror, but for me, I'll use a toaster, I didn't have a mirror to use to I went and stole my neighbors toaster So for your other selfie, you hold your phone out and Smile and take a photo, my phone doesn't have a camera on the inside to take the photo, so I'll find one Mr. Bean knows how to do these so Thank you guys for reading This took a LONG time to make on my pink phone If I get enough HATE on this thread, I predict somebody will make a Thread With an INTERVIEW WITH SPITFIRE ANYA FOR RP QUEEN 2014 his took a LONG time to make on my pink phone