if jesus came to your house...

CJS simple few steps to prevent Jehovah's witnesses from knocking on your door.


Step 1: install ball door knockers on your door

Step 2: remove your doorbell

Step 3: wait patiently

 

I would tell him to go back to yard work

 

Or
You can say you are a Witness yourself.

 

Request a DNA test.

 

Lmfao !!!!!

I was cracking up reading all of these responses  !!!

 

"I was actually there when it happened."

 

I'm guessing alot of u aren't ChristIan's. I would ask him to save me,because I've fallen from grace. And the path I'm on now imma end up in hell, So to answer the question again. I would ask him to save me

 

Dude, what you posted last night about that one girl was the furthest thing from being a Christian.

 

I dont know what girl u mean,but read the comment sir. I said im on the fast track to....

 

You said that yesterday.
Go to a church and absolve your sins.

Today is Saturday, what better day than God's day?

 

I dont have no church clothes,and whenever i think about God and church. Evil stuff come in my head,and i try to fight it but it doesnt work. So i just stopped going,and stopped praying

 

Im homeless.

 

That's a poor excuse if you want to be saved. If you honestly want to be saved, that is such a poor excuse

 

Sparrow go away,cause u don't understand OK. Your not in my head as they torment me, so pls don't pretend to understand.

 

I would ask him why he made life so cruel

 

I'd show him all the destruction that has happened over the ages ... In his name 

 

^ if it's a god, they probably already know.

Meh, invite for a cup of strawberry milk?

 

 They need to be reminded.

 

Chilly you don't need church clothes to go to church. God ain't gonna care what you have on.

 

Yeh ^ god cares about the money.