Lmao at that last one. I don't know how any of them got into heaven. And the duck one. Lmao. Oh wow. Bump for sure.
A man goes to the doctor office and in an unusually deep voice he tells the doctor he wanted to figure out why his voice was so deep his whole life and find a solution to the problem. The doctor says no problem step into my office. So the man does. The doctor tells him to drop his pants. At first the man is real skeptical but does so. The doctor says ah ha there is the problem your penis is so large it's pulling down on lariex. Just give me surgery. The man agrees and two weeks after the surgery he goes to the doctor and says doc the surgery worked! My wife wanted me to come and see if I could get the piece You cut off so she can hang it on the mantle. The doctor replies *unusually deep voice* uh sure yeah yeah I know I hid it around here somewhere.
Well....there was a blonde who walked into a gay bar and then she asked why there were so many gay people, and the bartender said its a gay bar, then she said she was gay, and every male there started calling shots on who gets her first
Umm.. A white guy walked into a bar and saw a black guy playing a ten inch piano the guy said that's a cool piano there where did you get it?
Oops hit submit by accident. Anyways, a white guy walked into a bar and saw a black man playing a ten inch piano. And the guy said that's a cool piano where did you get it from? And the black guy said he had this genie lamp all you had to do was rub on it and make a wish. So the white guy rubs and wishes for a million bucks. And a few minutes passed and then you heard a loud roar down the street and finally at the door. When they opened it there were a million bucks standing there. The white man said man this doesn't work too good and the black man replies tell me about it I wished for a 10 inch peanis.
This joke is on of my all time favorite There was a blonde in the forest walking on little Red Hiding hood's trail when she spots the bad wolf. She tells him, 'Hey bad wolf, I see you and I'm not scared!' So the wolf runs away, but a few minutes later she spots him hidden in the forest again and tells him, 'Hey bad wolf, I see you and I'm not scared!' So the wolf runs away again, but after a few minutes she spots him hiding behind a tree again, and yells to him 'Sorry wolfie, I still see you and I am not scared.' The wolf sighs, shakes his head and says 'Geez, is there no place I can go to the bathroom without you watching me?'