Every ones perfect

 When I wake up in the morning I look at the mirror and think damn....I am global warming ???

 

*chews a handful of skittles*

Mmm fattening sugar.

 

I'm 53feet and dammit I'm proud of the way I look.

 

I'm not the hottest, but I definitely ain't ugly either. 

 

Apparently you havent spoken to everyone.
You're only assuming..
Which you already know the saying.

 

i curdle milk by looking at it

 

I'm hot. Because I'm a Toast. 

 

I'm ugly in the face, but gorgeous in the dick.

 

toast...... jsjsjxuaowjw

heres how to enjoy it. the second it pops out the toaster you butter it and take a bite before the butter gets a chance to melt. the cold butter taste and hot toast mixes in your mouth to create a boobiful new taste

 

The dick, bro.

 

im ugly in the face and in the ****

 

In other words ^ his flash drive, the one that leaks out information.

 

Lmao awww

 

Lmfao!

 

Believe it or not, normal people play this game. Not all are 12 year old kids or 40 year old men living in their paren't basement.

 

But I am