JOKES GALORE

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NiteDIX, Mar 9, 2014.

  1. Sausage and an Egg sitting in a pan. Egg say 'Christ its hot!' Sausage says 'what the fuck?! A talking egg!'
     
  2. is there a dumbed down version of that? ?
     
  3. Jinx that joke wasnt bad! Made me laugh 
     
  4. What's the difference between a hippy chick and a hokey player?
     
  5. *hockey player takes a shower after 3 periods
     
  6. Lol! Btw, how to make a certain topic here?
     
  7. What do you call 7 blondes standing in a row?

    - A wind tunnel
     
  8. Really long joke and it's not racist ok?! Just kinda sounds like it's going to be! Please read all the way through or you won't get it!

    On a construction site: A black guy, Mexican, and a white guy are eating lunch

    Black opens up his lunch and says "ugh chicken again! If I get chicken one more time I am gonna kill myself"
    Mexican guy opens up his lunch and says " burrito again?! If I get a burrito one more time I am gonna kill myself!"
    The white guy opens his lunch and says "another sandwich! If I get one more sandwich I am gonna kill myself"

    Next day at work they have lunch:
    Black opens his lunch sees it's chicken and jumps off the building
    Mexican guys opens his and sees another burrito and jumps off the building
    White guy sees another sandwich in his so he too jumps off the building

    At their funerals you see the black guys wife crying and you see the Mexican guys wife crying they both wish they known that their husbands don't like their lunch

    the white guy wife just sits there not crying, "why aren't you crying miss?"
    "He made his own lunch..."