You should get off your iPhone now and have your wife teach you and your daughter the ABCs. It's a start.
This is legitimately relevant. I wrote a blog post about this just this weekend. Here you go: http://www.kittycathyt.blog.com/archives/25/
^ bracket scale are totally true. Can't be an 8 and date a 5 as a girl. Then again, this does kind of all change as you mature and get older. You realize that the bracket scale is just based off pure attraction and that if you take into account a rockin' personality, that dude can bump from a 5 to an 8 and he'd be instantly datable.