need advice bad...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *---TEXAS_CARTEL--- (01), Mar 2, 2014.

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  1. My friend always kicks my ass every time we drink,i want to stop hanging out with him,but I don't want to look Like a punk,what should I do?
     
    #1 *---TEXAS_CARTEL--- (01), Mar 2, 2014
  2. You stop hanging out with him
     
    #2 ltachi, Mar 2, 2014
  3. Practice drinking Better
     
    #3 -PhantO-Mariah-, Mar 2, 2014
  4. fight better.
     
    #4 Gtfo, Mar 2, 2014
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  5. You call this a friend?
     
    #5 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Mar 2, 2014
  6. Try to kick his ass
     
    #6 deughicfhfhjg, Mar 2, 2014
  7. Hit him in the balls , that'll stop him
     
    #7 Error_404NotFound, Mar 2, 2014
  8. I almost got my nose broken yesterday,this is no joke
     
    #8 *---TEXAS_CARTEL--- (01), Mar 2, 2014
  9. Well, you can stop being an ass or whatever you're doing to him, and maybe he'll stop beating your ass... Or you can man up and beat his ass back... Unless you're a female
     
    #9 --MizNatie--, Mar 2, 2014
  10. 
     
    #10 TheOldAlan, Mar 2, 2014
  11. OR... You can hire me, and I'll go beat his ass like a fucken ninja️
     
    #11 --MizNatie--, Mar 2, 2014
  12. Watch "kenny vs spenny ep who can drink more beer" ⇦ 
     
    #12 -CABLE-, Mar 2, 2014
  13. Is this real life? Lmao, well I'm here to save your life.

    If so, so this little trick: vodka and water look the same right? Fill an empty water bottle with half water, 1/3 of vodka. Then, take a qtip and dip it into vodka, rim the top of the bottle where you drink with it. It will reek like vodka. Have your "friends" smell it so it it appears full alcohol. Add your chaser as you're set. Happy drinking.
     
    #13 p1ckl3s, Mar 2, 2014
  14. I decided I'm gonna go ahead and buy some brass knuckles,3 days later and I still have a black eye smh
     
    #14 *---TEXAS_CARTEL--- (01), Mar 4, 2014
  15. Run like a little bitch, with your tail in between your legs :3
     
    #15 00_SpitFire, Mar 4, 2014
  16. Grow some muscles and stop doing duck faces and you'll be good.  maybe he hates ducks?
     
    #16 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Mar 4, 2014
  17. Stop being a pussy, no girls like men who are pussies! Sit 5-8 days waiting for ur man parts to come, when they do...guess what...


    Take your "friend" drinking again, then HIYAH ! beat his ass. He'll never know. 
     
    #17 -MSJ-, Mar 4, 2014
  18. Or you can stop hanging out with someone who acts like that. You know. Cuz friends don't behave that way.
     
    #18 *-AD_iMrsPoz_RunWithTheWolves (01), Mar 4, 2014
  19. Roshambo....you go first....problem solved
     
    #19 VT-SPANX, Mar 4, 2014
  20. U better sharkeisha him. Knock his ass out with a chair
     
    #20 00_Lamont, Mar 4, 2014
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