if jesus came to your house...

That's a little rude. I probably wouldn't know who he is, or I would think he's a random stranger dressing up as Jesus and get creeped out.

 

Hi kelon

 

you have issues. I'd sit down and smoke  with him.

 

?Jesus has came to my house.

 

Ask him the True meaning of life ... Then smoke a bowl with him 

 

Punch him in the face

 

Grab his right butt cheek

 

I would welcome him in and make sure he was fed and rested.

 

Y'all need jesus  I would ask him to forgive my sins 

 

I would probably think he was a crazy guy who thought he was Jesus and I would have called the cops for that reason..

 

Re: if jesus came to your hous

I'll make him unload on the cat party so I'll be blessed with kitties  I love you Jesus.

 

Everything is with violence or smoking.

JESUS IS HOLEY LIKE SWISS CHEESE

 

I would let him in, offer him a beer and give him a mega millions sheet to fill out

 

Hmm I would Ask him.how he is doing chat with him have dinner with him.then Ask to marry him.

 

 Mariah magdalene

 

?I'd tell him to make me a billionaire or take me to heaven

 

Jesus a lawn technician or handyman? Or like gods son?

 

I would show him my van

 

Jehovah's witnesses come around like at least twice a month.
They ask me if I want to talk to him every time.