Hellooooo Pimd!! And welcome to: P.I.M.D. BREAKING NEWS!! I'm Andrew, here to talk about all things Pimd-ish. I know what you might be thinking: "this guy is a 'newb'! Who can he possibly know all the stuff?" Well… I don't. So I'll gather some guest here to describe them, in a way we can actually understand. Ok, first of we have the virologist Dr. Frank. Nice to have you here doctor. Dr. Frank: Nice to be here and thanks for having me. Andrew: Now doctor, I understand that you have reached a 6th award for farming, tell us about that. Dr. Frank: Well, aside from being an easy way to get money here, farming has many stages; which will become more severe as the player progresses. Andrew: What are these 'Stages of Farming'? Dr Frank: What we can describe as this 'Farming Uniform Critic Kunundrum' (or ****) is actually the virus in its first steps. The first is the need for money, followed by the urge for more ***s Andrew: I'm sorry doctor, but we can't go on if the producers have to bleep out everything you say. Dr. Frank: No no no, its not that. It means: Tutors, Inactive Tutors. Therefore abbreviated: ***s! Andrew: oh I see… Dr. Frank: Now, the concept of ***s come from the Frantic mythology meaning: "those stupid *****es keep stealing my ****ing tutors, I don't give a **** if it's an open marker, It took me so long to the that money and now I can't afford them!" Andrew: Wow, all that for just one word? Dr. Frank: Those Frantics were known for their complaints. Anyway, the next step is: **** (Doing Insane Complications Knowingly), at this stage the player is willing to do anything for money. I've seen people ask for a drop volley in return of role play. The player here just wants to out grow another so they can farm them. Andrew: And are they satisfied by that? Dr. Frank: Certainly! Now they can farm actives, allowing them a higher income of money. Andrew: Very well, now what comes after this stage? Dr. Frank: It's quite simple, it is the 'F-U !' After realizing that one of their active farms told their club and allies about being farmed, they all gang up on the farmer. And the farmer will spam all their wall with the message saying 'F U!' Followed by this emojii: t(-.-t)… (though in most cases F U means: farm you; so they'll try and return all hits if possible) Andrew: We'll be going to a short commercial break, before that, anything you want to say to our viewers out there? Dr. Frank: Yes, other symptoms include: insomnia (not sleeping), irritation in the eyes followed by itchiness and redness, abnormal vision, crab fingers (due to using your thumbs excessively) and the need to upgrade for no apparent reason. If you or a friend has these, please don't contact me; there is no cure… Andrew: Well that was rude doctor… Dr. Frank: And? Andrew: ooook then, we'll be right back after this, stay tuned for another guest and another theme here at: P.I.M.D. BREAKING NEWS!! note: I didn't mean to offend anyone, if I did then: I'm sorry. Just wanted to make it funny, that's all. I think I did not violate the Tou or Roc in any way, that I know of. The words that I censured by typing '*' instead of letters would have been censored anyway. Aside from that, all I did was clever word play… p.s.: please don't silence me /\(>.< I was just having fun!!
Once again I can't see the emojii so I'll pretend its the one laughing, and it lagged a little (and i tapped a couple of times) so that's probably why it appears twice (sorry for that)
I like this thread Very creative OP. Good job. Although the title is misleading since it's not breaking news... Lol