need "stalking" advice

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *---TEXAS_CARTEL--- (01), Feb 24, 2014.

  1. OK I been wanting to do this for years now I'm still madly in love with my ex girlfriend from 2 years ago but she doesn't give me the time of day I'm now planning on spying on her seeing if she's lieng about not seeing anyone.plus I miss looking at her,I know there's some guys on Herr that do that so can any of u 'guys' give me advice on how to stalk my ex without going to jail or getting caught
     
  2. FUCK HER IN THE ASS

    That's will tell you EVERYTHING
     
  3. are you crazy?!
     
  4. Keep minimal distance of at least 20m from her. Get a camera or any binoculars. See from afar snap pics when you want. Etc.
     
  5. I find it ironic that there is one person asking how to stalk, and one asking how to lose a stalker.
     
  6. Hey mine was posted first check the post timeing
     
  7. Timeing
     
  8. Honestly, since you're already referring to it as "stalking" you're already admitting that what you will be doing is a crime. There is no "safe" or "innocent" stalking.

    I suggest if you want honest advice, to go seek professional help to help you move on from this girl. If you guys have been over for two years her life is no longer any of your business - and considering she won't even "give you the time of day" she clearly wants it that way. If she has another relationship she's entitled to.

    Get help, Move on and grow up.
     
  9. Forums are getting to much for me
     
  10. Ok first approach her
    2nd: say trololol as many times u can until u have a seizure
    3rd: she will kick u in the face for being ugly
    4th: cook till brown
    5th: enjoy

    Thats how to make pancakes, thank you
     
  11. Facebook, instagram, whatsapp .. Etc etc , if you wanna stalk her in real life just go to the place where she studies/ works
     
  12. Not supposed to mention 3rd party apps though 
     
  13. I like how you guys are actually giving this pathetic loser advice on commiting a crime. You need to move on from this girl. It's been two years since you two broke up get over it. Her life is no longer any of your business. If you do stalk her I hope she catches you presses charges and tries for a protection order against you.
     
  14. Wow. I hope this isn't serious. I can't tell who is trolling and who isn't anymore.
     
  15. How did you guys break up? Was it on good or bad terms? It sounds like you need closure and maybe an explanation on why your relationship ended.
     
  16. LOL WTF
    Don't be a slave TO YOUR past, don't hope for the future, just do whatcha gotta do, now!! IN OTHER WORDS: GET OVER THIS CHICK!!
     
  17. Listen to Mr and Mrs Poz....
     
  18. Guys ?it's imaflirt his ass is trolling you