How to talk to women; For Men

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MrJester, Feb 24, 2014.

  1. Sometimes I have trouble talking to women, mostly and probably because

    THEY'RE MIND CONTROL FREAKS FROM ANOTHER PLANET AND THEY HAVE LAZORS OF DOOM COMING OUT OF EACH OF THEIR MAMMARY. 

    but Yes, Talking to women can be troublesome, especially the ones you like. 

    I mean this is practically me when I talk to women..

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    Because I'm a shy fuck face who loses his marbles infront of girls

    [/b]And this is probably all you know about "How to talk to women"

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    BUT DO NOT DESPAIR CITIZEN! YOU SHALL LEARN HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN!  

    YOU JUST NEED TO START WITH-

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    DO NOT TALK TO WOMEN, DO NOT CONVERSE WITH THEM, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT, DO NOT TOUCH THEM, DO NOT HELP THEM, DO NOT LET THEM HELP YOU, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, DO NOT LET THEM STEAL YOUR HEART

    I mean.. They're worse than the guy who anally molested you when you were little. 

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    Don't go through all this trouble..


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    To end up getting nothing at the end.. Meanwhile you could have been doing something else that could have been MUCH MORE FUN, LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES


    You might ask..


    My answer to that? 

    PUNCH THE NEAREST BOOB YOU CAN FIND

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    AND THEN KISS A MAN

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    you know what comes next. ;) 
     
  2. plz sticky
     
  3.  I'm not sure whether to be offended or worried about your mental stability. But I am definitely amused.
     
  4. Lmfao jesty 
     
  5. ?
    I am thoroughly amused, thank you kind crazy sir for the giggles
     
  6. Support stop loving these women ladies.. It's bad for your health
     
  7. Crack.up laughing this is halarious
     
  8. You're welcome everyone ;) Please leave a donation to support my cause by saying thank you :cool: and giving this thread a Bump.
     
  9. I thought about how much says he can't think straight when he talks to me! Aweee lol
    Funny Funny Thread.
     
  10. This amused me.
     
  11. Oh and @ Alice. Please.. Do be offended. That was exactly what I was hoping for.. From your.. Kind.

    My state of well being is absolutely stable :D
    I lie.
     
  12.  Alright
     
  13. This was hilarious
     
  14. It's ok, a lot of effort. Good job.
     
  15.  this is awesome