Alan Clan

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheOldAlan, Feb 22, 2014.

  1. Just like the Shadow Clan, I want to make my own clan without being an official club.
    Please no real life gangsters allowed!! I don't want people thinking my clan is a bunch of butts.

    To join:

    •Be the bestest spellerz in the world.
    •Farm anyone who doesn't give you what you want.
    •Stick it to the man!
    •I will ask all clan members to turn in a quote to me weekly. If I hate it, I'll farm you until you reset.
    •Never say DENCH.
    •Help noobs whenever possible.
    •Be a Good Samaritan.
    •Stop by your mom's house and give her a kiss everyday before you go to work.
    •All members have to like each other.
    •Post on this thread or wall me to join my clan and I'll admit you maybe.
    •If you're getting farmed, tell us and we'll farm you for fun.
    •Always be ?, we don't want any emos.
    •Play PIMD whenever you're on the toilet.
    •Worship Alan and his army of Butts.

    ~Sincerely, Alan?
     
  2. Do I need to change my name?

    I hope not.
     
  3. No name changes needed.
     
  4. Idk to apply or not
     
  5. Dang it! I was going to apply but my spelling is not top notch and my mom lives to far away. Ohhh well…Maybe I'll fit the requirements for your next club
     
  6. Not a club?? it's a clan. No one has to leave their club to join or change tags. We're just a group of friends.
     
  7. Those are some pretty quality requirements.
     
  8. Do you give DOG SPANKS!?


    If you do, I'll join ?
     
  9. But but but you're an internet gangster
     
  10. Never say DENCH 
    I'll think about joining 
     
  11. No buts Royale. 
     
  12. I'm an internet gangster Royale not a real one bro. Josh join my clan
     
  13. I want to join! Yipeeeee
     
  14. Yes we give dog spanks!!!!
     
  15. Ok Josh and Inzi are my first two clan members
     
  16. Will there be a themed pizza night on a monday?