Last Text Game

Go away noob

 

Your sister was better.. 

 

I got the hardest random boner this morning.  dat morning wood is like a morning tree 

 

Bonsai tree.

 

"And just ugh  I mean, why? ?? JUST WHY DID THEY CANCEL MY SHOW "

 

Your PREGNANT!!!!

 

#TEAMOVO

 

My "catchphrase" is a link, and I'm not sure where it leads to since it's a bitly link so I won't post it just in case?

 

"I got this" ?

 

I'd probably get forum banned if I posted that pic ?

 

Mine was " OMG STOP SENDING ME PICS OF CHEWBACCA" 

 

what will you wear

 

School is fun

 

"He said no, I have to go to church."
I fucking hate my dad.

 

u lookin good hun

 

Is this very good ghetto talk? What up, my home dawg fly biscuit with peach jam on da side, how ya popin'?

 

^No go sit your retarded biscuit head ass down. Lol.

 

 ohh, lmao!  yes boss! 

 

?btw when I say chewbacca I'm referring to my sister fiancé. Don't ask.

 

"You Said You Was Coming To My Tea Party
- ___-. You Coming? Or Nah?"

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