I love this guy

Kill him

 

variean

 

Cut off his dick

 

I think the advice already given is good, you should listen.

 

Because you love him, obviously.

 

Tell him you put out

 

If his most prized possession is his dick he's no good for you.























^ that's what a bitch would say. 

 

Well i mean, you can't live without it. So i is kinda a prized possession 

 

It*

 

Yes you can.

 

IT SHOULDNT BE SMALL DOE

 

Depends how its chopped off.

 

Just casually ask him if he wants to hang out or something

SN: if it's diseased and you cut it off, he might love you forever

 

Maybe you should talk to him

 

WELL ASK HIM OUT - DO.NOT.FEAR THE GRASPS.OF.REJECTION!

once i asked out a hot babe out TO.DINNER AND SHE REJECTED MY ASS!!!!

BUT ITS ALLL GOOD

deuces

 

Cut it off then say you want it as a souvenir to play with whenever you want and he'll be fine with it

 

Trolls up abovejust tell him dude 