Cheesy Pick-Up lines

If you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty fucked Jokes that's horrible.

 

I'd imagine saying 'I am bacon man' would make any woman weak at the knees. You're sorted mate

 

Hey, have a ruler? CAUSE I'm BEYOND MEASURE!^ his pick up line

 

Do you got your phone in your back pocket ?cause that ass callin me ;D

 

That pick up line is why my love life was terrible for years spitfire?

 

If you were a sharpie, you'd be ultra fine ;D

 

Is that a ladder in your stockings, or a stairway to heaven?

 

Courtesy of my local radio station:

Is your name Wifi? Cos i'm feeling a connection.

Hey dreamboat!....Not you shipwreck.

I know, terrible!

 

Excuse me... Do you wash your pants in windex? Cause I can see myself in them! 

 

I went on a date last Sunday and made a comment about being magic. He responded with "well, you've cast a spell on me" and immediately his his face with shame. 

 

"Baby do you Have on tennis shoes? Cause you been running through my mind all day" 

 

Yo daddy must have been a drug dealer cause you dope lolz

 

Since apparently you have bacon how bout

"Hey baby, I have bacon at home want some?"

 

Hey baby, lets play army. I'll lay down you blow the hell out of me.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see use of in your pants

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is all fucked up.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb.

 

Heres one I dont use (Dont need to) but it makes me laugh-
Alright, Ima flip this coin and whatever it lands on I get.

 

Tails? Bit gay mate.

 

Only if you think about it too hard XD