Anyone seen Eurotrip? Had my first girl friend do the "Fiona" scenario with my golf buddy. Only it wasn't my exact birthday.. It was a couple days later. Then she broke up with me via phone call (text messaging pre-dated essentially) about a week before valentines day. Fast forward about 10 years.. My last gf broke up with me 2 days before valentines day. So yeah, mention Valentines day to any guy to make him mad.
Failed to mention the last GF did break up with me via text message. Now her and her new man have 4 kids instead of her prior 2 from a first marriage. Women are strange... They can barely afford kids they have so they want more in this state.
go to the nearest park and grab a few geese and glue their asses to his front windshield then put some fish heads in his.gas tank or **** his grandfather, but I'd go with gluing the geese to his windows