Valentines Gift Guide

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Ahli-LovesMike, Feb 8, 2014.

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     HELLO LOVERS! 

     Valentine's day is fast approaching! But with it comes the stress of finding the perfect gift!  It's always difficult to know what to give your special someone for Valentine's Day.. There's a fine line between too cheesy, too practical, and too over the top.. 

    So, how do you figure out the most wonderful gift for your lover?  With my Valentine's gift guide, of course!  Choose any of these gifts, and you're guaranteed to score, uhh, brownie points 

     FOR HER 

    Alright, gentlemen, no need to panic.. Ladies are very easily pleased, and as such, are easier to buy for than you may think.. Here's are the top 5 Valentine's gifts for the princess in your life 

    1. FLOWERS

    No lady can resist the sweet smell of her favourite flower!  You'd just better know what type that is  Apparently, there is an estimated 352,000 flowering plants worldwide but never fear, gentlemen.. Nothing says 'love' like a rose.. Or a shiny thing 
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    2. CANDY

    Everyone loves sweets, right?  And with so many heart shaped boxes of chocolates especially for this loving holiday, all the hard work is done for you..  Don't be cheap though.. No one likes that gritty, flavorless $1 chocolate  and trust me, your lady will know the difference.. If you really want to impress, get the shiniest ones 
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    3. ANYTHING HEART SHAPED

     This is a no-brainer.. Love and hearts go hand in hand, like hand-holding lovers  A heart shaped frame, with a pic of you two canoodling; a heart shaped helium balloon with 'Be Mine' on it; heart candies, even.. The list is endless  Most popular choice? You guessed it 
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    4. SHOES

    If you're really brave, and know your lady extremely well, you can buy her a pair of shoes she'll love  This requires a bit of sneaking though.. Figure out if she's been eyeing off a pair, or ask her sister/bestie what she might like.. You'll also have to check her shoes for their size, or risk buying the wrong ones and breaking her heart  Or you could play it totally safe 
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    5. BUDGET BONANZA

    If you're looking for the perfect gift on a low budget, never fear! the answer can be found in arcades and supermarkets everywhere. Lo and behold, the humble gumball machine  She'll think it's really cute, you'll think it was a bargain 
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    There you are gentlemen, some top ideas for your sugar boo!  Remember, Valentine's Day is important to her, so if she looks disappointed, try some glitter 
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    FOR HIM

    Ok ladies, I know what you're thinking..  What the hell do you give a man for V-Day?!  They're not into cutesy stuff, and everything is hearts and flowers  Here are the top ideas to make your man feel extra special (and manly )

    1. A PERSONALISED BEER MUG

    Most men love an ice cold brewski, so what better way to show you care than by putting his name on a mug  Of course, that means you'll have to break out the martini glasses and have a drink with him  surprise romance time! 
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    2. TICKETS TO HIS FAVE SPORT

    This one is pretty straightforward.. Figure out when and where his team is playing, and book those tickets, lady  if it's not too close to home, make it an overnighter, and book a hotel room for after the game.. You know he's always, uhh, happy after watching his team 
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    3. MORE BEER

    Your guy may only drink Coors.. Or Bud.. Or Duff.. If he's Aussie, probably Tooheys (and hopefully not VB). So, why not take this chance to broaden his pilsner palate, his ale acumen, his love of lager? He'll think of himself as quite the connoisseur 
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    4. A FUNKY WALL CLOCK

    Remember you last anniversary? Your mother's birthday dinner? Of course you do! Did he? ? You can't blame your man for being distracted.. A funky wall clock (especially one strategically placed above the TV) will help get your man back on track.. Especially during play-off season 
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    5. BUDGET BLISS

    If you've struggled to avoid shiny things this month, and are short of cash, why not make your own pom poms (Christmas tinsel will work), and be your man's personal cheerleader?  Turn up some sexy tunes and do an, uhh, interpretive dance  especially for him.. 

     THERE YOU GO, LOVERS! 

    Hope this guide comes in handy when choosing the perfect gift for your Valentine!  Remember, it's not the gift, but the thought that counts.. If all else fails, shiny things and beer..  Happy loving! 
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  2. Great guide. 
     
  3. LOVE IT
     
  4. Ahli boo this is so cute. ..The gumball machine gifts and glitter are my fav 
     
  5. I take all of the above please
     
  6.  beer and shiny pink things for Spiny Lady 

    Spanx, I kinda love the idea of gumball gifts too..  and glitter is a given 

    Thank you TJ my sonand lostguy 
     
  7. The gumball machine 
    ultimate gift level: 5000 
     
  8. NICE
     
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  10. I love how the first four or so gifts are made of jewelry-type materials.
     
  11. I hope he's read this
     
  12. Love this 
     
  13. Nice nice ahli but you missed elephant thong and nutella hahaha
     
  14.  well spotted, Angel.. 

    Let's hope so, Chloe 

    Manny, you have a very, uhh, refined taste.. 
     
  15. added valentine's day gift suggestion for him or for her... take time to learn his/her fave dish and cook it for him/her... g️️dluck 
     
  16. Jewelry and shoes..️️️ heaven️️️
    Just perfect?