Poop poems 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NO-ONE-HERE, Feb 7, 2014.

  1. Here I sit, broken hearted, had to shit, but only farted.

    Post yours........ 
     
  2. That's inspirational.... :eek:
     
  3. as i sit here in this moment of time i just reliesed that this is a rubbish poem it doesnt even rythm lol
     
  4. Poopie poopie

    Yay yay

    Here come for a poopie poem!

    yay yay!
     
  5. So beautiful and moving. 
     
  6. Danny, I have a project for my french class and we must pick a author of a poem.
    Your poem is truly good, mind if I take it and interview you quikly?
     
  7. Yes Kaname. What'll be my pay?
     
  8. so moving I had a movement 
     
  9. Wtf is this shit
     
  10. No pun intended
     
  11. Spicy food is what i desire
    If i didnt u could call me a liar
    I eat it quick
    Then take a shit
    Now my booties on fire??
     
  12. Toilet, dear toilet,
    I know ur sad
    And somewhat mad
    Because my brother shits so bad
    So I apologize,
    And give my regards
    I hope he never fucking farts.

    That's one piece of artwork.
     
  13. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    When i ate chillies
    I went number 2
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  14. im so high i cant even type cba to write and the rest of all ur poems are shiteee