Miy sheepe ad a hartattak so I gived it CPR bt it didunt cam bek ahlive so I electrowcutied it me it spazzed all ova the plaice. So I gived it kisses of lyf but da kisses of lyfe didunt Lyfen it so i startid beeting the poo out ov nd it croaced a littul bit and gived out a manly "moooooo" nd stud up and sed "BAAAAAA" nd Im glad I saived Miy sheepe P.s I gived him sum grasse to chohmp on
Thei broak? Du u wahnt me to rite a repohrt to da hohspitale ahsking iv thei can fihx them forh freeh ov chahrg? Dohnt wurry, Im a trayned provesional in inglish.
Noh Im clevr, so da hohspitales thei gnaw iv sumethink is wrohng. Juhst like a trayned provesional in inglish does lyk when I spottid dat spehling mystaik up thair. Dohmt wurry, iv youh wurryed abohut a slaigt mystaik in yourh naim it wohnt ahppen. I reed da dictunari evuri naigt. Truhst me leev it Wiv da provesionals
Simplymrvuhfdddjghff Idk yourh naim. I fought it wuld be a Gud ihdeah to conekt wires to da electrichity pilon and elektrcut da sheep but it didunt wurk