The Adventures of Bris

She lay in her bed shaking, as she heard the creeks and squeeks from her attic. She pulled the covers over her head as she lay motionless grasped by fear. She slept in this morning and the house was empty. She was all alone, jus her and her pets. Speaking of which, she glanced over at her turtle box.  To her surprise the tank was empty. She jumped out of bed and rushed to the tank. Everything was in tact, she was perplexed. She began searching all over her bedroom. As she searched she heard the creepy noise from the attic again. She was wrenched with fear tho. She slowly began up the attic steps. It was dark up there and even tho she was afraid of the dark she knew she had to see wat the noise was. When she got to the top of the stairs she was amazed. All the boxes and items of the attic had been opened and tossed everywhere. There was nobody there, or so it seemed. She heard a noise over in the corner... she slowly walked over to investigate. Nothing, except a box that was wiggling jus a bit. She slowly peeked into the box. And to her surprise!! Her pet turtle was in the box. She let out a big WOOT WOOT!!! as she rescued the poor turtle. She grabbed her little turtle friend and raced down outta the attic. Once downstairs she began practicing her favorite ninja moves as her pet turtle watched along. Her workout caused her to not only be the turtle, but to smell like one too. So she grabbed her surfboard and turtle, then hit the shower. She loved to practice surfing in da shower while her turtle rode shotgun on the board. Its jus how she rolls. Once playtime in the shower was over, she decided she was hungry, so she checked the fridge. Her eyes were drawn straight to the eggs. She loved hardboiled eggs. But today she decided to make deviled eggs. Now those were the best eggs she ever made. Even the turtle loved those eggs! She spent the rest of the day making bad jokes and playing pimd. The End