Panhandle forgot how to Florida

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Captain-Jack-Sparrow3, Jan 28, 2014.

  1. I go to a University in the panhandle and the campus is shut down today and tomorrow due to snow, sleet, and bad weather conditions.

    Everyone's going to be like, "We're from Chicago, you don't know what snow is. Hurr hurr"
    Cool.
    I'm from Florida, and we have regular traction tires and it is hilly. Plus, we aren't acclimated or prepared for snow.

    Anyway, I went for a run this morning, not paying attention to the icy sidewalks warning, and I ended up figure skating my stupid ass down our infamous runners hill.

    I can only imagine what the news looks like because Florida drivers are freaking stupid even without sleet on the hills.

    Seriously,
    The Panhandle forgot how to Florida.
     
  2.  I couldn't even make it back to my house in my car today. I feel you.
     
  3. it's bad here where I am in Texas also. we aren't used to this. cars sliding, people sliding....it's horrible lol
     
  4. I made it halfway up my hill....and the car started sliding backwards. So I just parked in my neighbors driveway and walked 
     
  5. parking was a good idea Panda

    I started to panic when I was leaving work because my car door handles were frozen. I couldn't get into my car. I wanted to cry don't judge me. I'm not use to this foolish weather.
     
  6. Y'all are so weak. On a happy note, it's finally warned up a lot where I live. 17° F. Whoo!
     
  7. we aren't exposed to this type of weather often so we don't know how to handle it. I'm sure you wouldn't know how to have 115 degrees f plus heat index if you weren't used to it.
     
  8. Very true. I went to Arizona in the summer and almost died, fainted and everything.
     
  9. Florida drivers are morons without snow or rain or anything. They're just dumb 
     
  10. I'm from Chicago. it's hell here 
     
  11. man I FUCKIN LOVE HOT WEATHER
     
  12. 115-120 degrees

    ^ THATS MY KINDA SHIT RIGHT THERE
     
  13. I live in Arizona, weather is perfect right now  but during the summer no one comes out, so damn hot ?
     
  14. Im in Miami and it freakin feels like 90°.? One state with two different types of weather is not right! Lol
     
  15. It's freakin cold here in Panama City❄️️
     
  16. I thought you were sick and in bed  why are you out becoming a human snowman? 