Lame Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WickedIceQueen, Jan 27, 2014.

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  1. lmao you win
     
    #21 -Pog_Mo_Thoin-, Jan 27, 2014
  2. Bby My luv 4 U is liek Diarrhea.. I just can't keep it in.

    :cool:
     
    #22 MrJester, Jan 27, 2014
  3. Do u know karate cause your body is kicking.
     
    #23 -HaIbee-, Jan 27, 2014
  4. Do you have a map.. Cause im lost in your eyes 
     
    #24 lilRAWR, Jan 27, 2014
  5. you're my brains forehead o_O
     
    #25 -_A_-Stunner, Jan 27, 2014
  6. B:I think I dropped something
    G:what?
    B:my jaw
     
    #26 Wreccitralph, Jan 27, 2014
  7. Shane OMG 
     
    #27 WickedIceQueen, Jan 27, 2014
  8. Are you from ireland bc my penis dublin
     
    #28 Candle35, Jan 27, 2014
  9. "Hi..uhm...can I take u home and put u under my pillow?"
    Lol. Or just be like...

    "Aye boy you too cute be mah baby daddieee!"
     
    #29 -MSJ-, Jan 27, 2014
  10. ARE YOU A BEAVER

    CAUSE DAYUMMMM
     
    #30 iSleepy, Jan 27, 2014
  11. Hey , Smilyface
     
    #31 SquidWardTortellini3, Jan 27, 2014
  12. Boy: Are you English?
    Girl: No
    Boy: Would you like some English in you?

    Or however it goes..
     
    #32 Thumper, Jan 27, 2014
  13. Can u help me with maths?
    Add the bed
    Subtract the clothes
    Divide ur legs
    And help me multiply
     
    #33 -COS_Spartan, Jan 27, 2014
  14. ^Omg in love with that.
     
    #34 -MSJ-, Jan 27, 2014
  15. My bf said that to me and my dad heard.^^
     
    #35 ByeCubesIllSeeYaLater, Jan 27, 2014
  16. My dad would of beat my ass then the guys if a boy ever said that to me n he heard...tough life.
     
    #36 -MSJ-, Jan 27, 2014
  17. He almost lost his life that day
     
    #37 ByeCubesIllSeeYaLater, Jan 27, 2014
  18. Did it just get hot in here because of you're hottness
     
    #38 ItsMariah, Jan 29, 2014
  19. You make Poop look good
     
    #39 ItsMariah, Jan 29, 2014
  20. I'll give you 20 Bucks to play with Pimd Jr

    A lot of kids have jerked him around
     
    #40 ItsMariah, Jan 29, 2014
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