Lame Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WickedIceQueen, Jan 27, 2014.

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  1. Since Valentines Day is coming around, I'm looking for same lame pick up lines to use on random people I see ?
    I do this every year just to brighten someone's day with really lame ones 

    I'll start off:

    "I'm fish and you're water. Why? Because I can't live without you." -insert dramatic wink here- 
     
    #1 WickedIceQueen, Jan 27, 2014
  2. In 17 days. At least a weeks or so be forehand would be OK. Not almost a full year.
     
    #2 NO-ONE-HERE, Jan 27, 2014
  3. "My name is...." *forgets name* "geez you're so beautiful"  *drools*
    Ok that was lame, I give up.
     
    #3 YourFavoriteBarcode------Missy, Jan 27, 2014
  4. I like to have them a little but beforehand so I can have an idea as to how many I wanna do. And which ones I want to do. 
     
    #4 WickedIceQueen, Jan 27, 2014
  5. I'd rather not drool 
    I did that last year 
    Not a good idea ?
     
    #5 WickedIceQueen, Jan 27, 2014
  6. "I have a saddle, can I ride you?"

    "Lets play zombie i lay here and you eat me"
     
    #6 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Jan 27, 2014
  7. Do you like sleeping? Me, too. We should do it together sometime.

    My status at the moment, actually 
     
    #7 iDontDropTheSoap, Jan 27, 2014
  8. Youre hotter than the bottom of my laptop
     
    #8 -_Ashlyn_-, Jan 27, 2014
  9. Then I must be sizzling ?
     
    #9 WickedIceQueen, Jan 27, 2014
  10. Here's another one:
    Me: -touches person- Ouch!
    Person: What?
    Me: You're so hot, you burned me.
    ???
     
    #10 WickedIceQueen, Jan 27, 2014
  11. -Frantically looks around and pats empty pockets- "Oh excuse me, I lost my number, do you think I can borrow yours?"

    Loki: Iron Man is Red, Thor's hair is Gold, Now get on your knees and do as you're told!
     
    #11 Queen-Of-Hell, Jan 27, 2014
  12. B: do u have a mirror in ur pocket?
    G: no ,why?
    B: cause girl I can see my self in ur pants

    ?
    "I'm not a photographer but I can picture is together"
     
    #12 -Ever_Rose-, Jan 27, 2014
  13. "Wanna fuck? ?"straight forward and to the point.
     
    #13 IIlIlllIIllIllllIIIlIIIIllIlIl, Jan 27, 2014
  14. I've used that before 
    Three girls slapped me , two guys and a girl asked me when, and a mum walked away.
     
    #14 WickedIceQueen, Jan 27, 2014
  15. U asked both guys n girls??
     
    #15 -Ever_Rose-, Jan 27, 2014
  16. Yup 
     
    #16 WickedIceQueen, Jan 27, 2014
  17. ap
     
    #17 -BAD-ass_MY_DEI_GOES_WITH_DRE-, Jan 27, 2014
  18. Bby.. Urinal my throughts. :|
     
    #18 MrJester, Jan 27, 2014
  19. Are you a Pokemon? Coz I choose you.

    If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
     
    #19 RevolutionaryWolf, Jan 27, 2014
  20. Does this rag smell like chloroform?
     
    #20 llIlllIISHANElIIlIlIl, Jan 27, 2014
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