Terrible Jokes. 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -HP-Bubbleszx, Jan 21, 2014.

  1. Post your really terrible (yet funny) jokes here. ?

    I tries to catch some fog earlier. I mist.

    Why isn't your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

    I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm all clean now.
     
  2. ...I pooped today\(-_-)/
     
  3. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center . It said keep off the grass .
     
  4. I threw a boomerang and couldn't find it , but eventually it came back to me .
     
  5. Knock knock
    Who's there
    Interrupting cow
    interrupting cow --

    MOOOO
     
  6. What did Batman tell Robin to get him in the Batmobile?




    Robin get in the Batmobile
     
  7. A horse walks into a bar.

    Several people get up and leave as they spot the potential danger in the situation
     
  8. A dyslexic man walks into a bra
     
  9. How do you make a plumber cry?

    You kill his family
     
  10. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    Getting raped by a giant scorpion
     
  11.  two sewing machines are sitting at a bar.. One turns to the other and says, "Are you a Singer?" The other says, "Why, Janome?"

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  12. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "hey! Why the long face?" The horse does not speak English and proceeds to shit on the floor.
     
  13. How do you wake Lady Gaga up?




    You set an alarm for a reasonable hour
     
  14. A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, ducks cannot speak. however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
     
  15. Jopo I don't get most of yours 
     
  16. They're anti jokes.........
     
  17. what's an anti-joke?
     
  18.  The joke is in the reality.. 