Post your really terrible (yet funny) jokes here. ? I tries to catch some fog earlier. I mist. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm all clean now.
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave as they spot the potential danger in the situation
two sewing machines are sitting at a bar.. One turns to the other and says, "Are you a Singer?" The other says, "Why, Janome?"
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "hey! Why the long face?" The horse does not speak English and proceeds to shit on the floor.
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, ducks cannot speak. however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.