Bacon Rp

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Jan 18, 2014.

  1. Rules: You're not allowed to talk.
    You must fry for 2 weeks then you'll be eaten.
    I'll start



    *Fry in the pan*
     
  2. Noooooo!! I'll save you!
    *jumps in pan*
     
  3. -jumps into pan-
     
  4. *eat Andrew as he tries to help me*

    *keep frying*
     
  5. Why is there a fry in the pan? I thought we were bacon
     
  6. Screw it. -Eats all the baconz-
     
  7. -screams as he rips my bacon body apart with his teeth-
     
  8. *just let's it happen, because the cycle of life man*
     
  9. -walks away from everyone to find a healthy fat-free meat-
     
  10. -digests in his stomach-
     
  11. *is not eaten for I am Fo Bacon*
     
  12. Fat-free is happiness-free
     
  13. *Pats stomech* I think I swallowed some bad bacon.. -Grabs newspaper and walks to bathroom- (? Hehehe.. Suffer.)
     
  14. *Frying in my Faken Bacon Happiness weeeeee*
     
  15. -moves through his intestines transformed into poo-
     
  16. Fat-free is obesity-free
     
  17. *Flips in Facken Bacon Glory* Weeeee
     
  18. I'm inclined to agree with fyre heartz. I mean honestly enjoy the little things.
     
  19. *Fo Baaacccon* Why no one eat me??
     
  20. I agree too. I'm not a crazy health nut I just don't like bacon. Brownies on the other hand I can eat whole pans by myself deeelicious.