yo mamma

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  1. Yo mama so cheap she considers farts as hot food!
     
    #41 shoe_big, Jan 13, 2014
  2. Yooooo momma is so fat bro, I gave her a quarter and a Snickers bar popped out 


    That wasn't funny? no? Kay I thought so 
     
    #42 -MSJ-, Jan 13, 2014
  3. 
     
    #43 _-TJL-_Clsyon, Jan 13, 2014
  4. Yo mama so black when she put on orange lipstick she looks like a cheeseburger.
     
    #44 TEMPLAR-JC_Fury, Jan 13, 2014
  5. Yo mom aint got no legs talking bout lets race

    yo mom got one eye n one leg.call her "ihop"

    Ya mom so fat.she has to drink diet tap water
     
    #45 *gravys (01), Jan 13, 2014
  6. YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE EATS A BIG MAC THEY RUN OUT OF MEAT.




    ت Fail.
     
    #46 ByeCubesIllSeeYaLater, Jan 13, 2014
  7. Yo mamma so stupid she took the pill after she got preganant
     
    #47 -_-ITorturePandasWithLove-_-, Jan 13, 2014
  8. *Pregnant
     
    #48 -_-ITorturePandasWithLove-_-, Jan 13, 2014
  9. ?
     
    #49 ByeCubesIllSeeYaLater, Jan 13, 2014
  10. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg when she tried to balance on one foot
     
    #50 -_-ITorturePandasWithLove-_-, Jan 13, 2014
  11. yo momma so HAIRY she stars in donkey kong games (this is funny if u understand it) ;)


    ok yo momma so fat even kerbie couldnt eat her(for thos who dont get it well to bad:p
     
    #51 musicalblu, Jan 14, 2014
  12. Yo mama is so fat that when she was passing by i missed 3 hours of my show
     
    #52 DarkAngel8576, Jan 15, 2014
  13. yo momma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday!(if u hide behind her u dont have to give her a present ) ;)
     
    #53 musicalblu, Jan 15, 2014
  14. Musicalblue, it might help if you spelled "Kirby" correctly. :p
     
    #54 Psyduck, Jan 15, 2014
  15. kristine-ya i know :p
     
    #55 musicalblu, Jan 15, 2014
  16. Yo mamma so ugly tht even goldfish crackers wouldt smile back


    Yo mamma so ugly hello kitty said goodbye (like come on its freakin "hello"kitty)
     
    #56 musicalblu, Jan 15, 2014
  17. Yo mammas so ugly she stepped out the car and got a ticket for littering
     
    #57 *Offline_ (01), Jan 15, 2014
  18. Yo mammas so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock

    She's so dumb she sold her car for gas money, don't know if those have been used yet so meh
     
    #58 *Offline_ (01), Jan 15, 2014
  19. Yo mamma is so fat her splash attack does damage
     
    #59 IM_BATMAN_, Jan 15, 2014
  20. yo mama so fat when she standing in front of the Sun people thought it was a solar eclipse
     
    #60 pppp4, Jan 15, 2014
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