Peacock Reminisces

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by RedPeacock, Jan 12, 2014.

  1. I remember, back in high school, when I was but a wee chick, I had taken several of the advanced classes. One of them being AP English (there was AP English II:The Revenge, which I thought was redundant as balls), and I never really took that class seriously. Day of the AP exam. The moment everyone should have studied for, I did not. In fact, I played Persona 4 the week before all week, erryday. I go in, and one of the essay topics was about whether to reform the postal service or destroy it complete so as to save money.
    Obviously, my warehouse of fucks to give ran low that winter for I had none to give. So, what did my feathered dumb-ass did you ask?
    I suggested the post office be reduced to a 3x3x7 box with a gas generator for power because why not? It's small, convenient, cheap, adorable.
    The second topic was equally stupid, so I ended up writing a satirical essay.
    A month later, I check the mail for the test results.
    Murican History: 4
    Chemistry: 3
    Engrish: 4
    I pooped a little in my pants that day because how did that happen?
     
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    I didn't read it but everyone is laughing.
     
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    ^I'm a follower.
     
  10.  It's funny because the highest you can make on an AP exam is a 5 and she made 4's
     
  11. And a 3 just by writing crap on the test.
     
  12. For chem, one of the answers I put ended with:
    "I seriously have no idea what I'm talking about. Just give me the points so we can go on with our lives. Here's a smiley face :D"
     
  13. AP exams:

    US Gov-3
    Physics- 3
    US History-3
    Calculus 1- 4
    Calculus 2 -5
     
  14. English was more my specialty. I never got past pre-calc in high school and I failed trig in college. Which sucks because that ruined my 4.0. Straight As in everything but math ;____;