yo mamma

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought quarterback was a refund.

 

Yo momma so short I told her drop it low and she opened her mouth

 

^Fail

 

I like the crack one <3.

You mommas so stupid she bought a puzzle and returned it cause she thought it was broken.

 

puzzle on was funny :-D

Yo mamma so fat i ran outa gass driving around her

 

Meggys mom has more swag then you

 

Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

 

Yo momma so fat that the whales tried to mate with her

 

Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

 

DUNNO IF THIS ONE HAS BEEN USED

YO MOMMY IS SO OLD HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE SAYS: EXPIRED!

BURNEDDD

 

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Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

 

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

 

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Your mommmy is so stupid, when someone knocked on the front door she opened up the refrigerator and said "welcome!"


BURNEDDDD LIKA bread that ONLY GETS ONE SIDE TOASTED!!! CUZ YOU FORGOT TO TURN over the BREAD!!! Now one SIDE is extremely BURNED!!!!!!!

anyways deuces have fun ladies and ladies

 

Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!

 

Yo momma so fat, she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled, "Stop that twinkie!"

 

Yo momma house so small I walked n the front door n tripped over the back frence

 

'Yo momma' jokes have never been funny in England.