yo mamma

Your mama's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

 

Yo mama so black she shows up naked to a funeral

 

Yo mama is so fat when she floated out into the ocean ppl thought she was a new island

 

good one ⇧

 

yo mamma so ugly she made the onions cry

 

I remember back in grade school when me and my buddies would would have yo momma competitions during recess... Good times

 

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 yo mamma so stupid she watched say on a tv and watched the couch

 

Fail.

 

Yo mamma's so hairy.. you got rashes when you were born.

 

This it's stupid. :lol:

But...Yo momma's so fat that when she walks past the T.V. you miss 3 commercials.

 

Yo mamma said to stop making jokes about her.

 

Musicalblu 

 

Yo mamma so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

 

Yo momma is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up

 

Yo mamma so fat she sat on ipod and it turned into ipad

 

LMAO