When I'm talking to someone I'm not so fond of, I call them Richard while I'm speaking to them and watch the confuzzlement on their face Actual conversation: Richard: Hey Soph, can I talk to you? Me: Sure Richard Richard: Um... What? Me: What did you want to talk about? Richard: But first, why did you call me Richard? Me: Because your name is Richard! Richard: Um... No it's not. Me: Whateva. Bye Richard! And then comes that beautiful moment when they realize why you called them Richard. ? Anyways yeah. I'm bored. Pointless thread is pointless. Someone post a gif.
So Richards are "eggplants" ? And their name is Richard so they are rich, so in reality they are rich "eggplants" ?
So my name is Richard and i had a long list of daft/insulting nicknames in school. How do you insult me?? I'm also too laid back to get offended by name calling.