What Would You Do If...

Eat cheesecake.


What would you did if "YOLO" didn't exist?

 

Buy a shirt.

What would you do if your wife never left you for that jabroni dentist called Mike?

 

I'd take her to him myself.

What would you do Zinedine Zidane headbutted you?

 

I would fall back and pretend I was dying.

What would you do if there was no bacon left in the world and all the pigs were extinct?

 

Make a bacon substitute 

What would you do if tomorrow was your last day on earth??

 

I would make sure all of my equipment was ready to go to space.

What would you do if you were found guilty of a murder you didn't do, life sentence.

 

I'd play with myself. What would you do if a lion ate your family?

 

I'd take the crime and kill myself in prison. What would you do if you had 3 sisters you didn't know about that wanted to hook up?

 

Run like hell ? one sibling is enough

What would happen if you were forced to watch a Spongebob marathon?

 

I'd be alright with tht lol could be worse.

What would you do if you lost all your stats out of no where?

 

I'd get some soap

What would you do if food could talk?

 

I'd be fine because I suck 



What would you do if your only companion was a banana? ?

 

Eat the banana




What would you do if the banana was alive

 

Eat it.

Banana gonna banana

 

What would you do if your car could turn into a transformer??

 

Tickle it's anus and call it bumblebee

 

What would you do if you saw the muffin man?

 

Kill Him
What Would U Do If Spitfire Was King?

 

I would Spit water on him then kick him off the thrown and scream "THIS IS SPARTA!"

What would u do if a pigeon shitted (pooed) on your face