True Gemini Lovers

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheOldAlan, Dec 31, 2013.

  1. What more can I say than these 2 people being the most considerate and nicest people I have ever met on Pimd? They're always helping smaller people out and they only role play in tutor chat. When we all first met, I was a noob looking for VIP friends. Shelby was on campus asking "Any noobs want my help cause I'm a great listener and I love cute guys?" I posted on Shelby's wall and he said "I'll Lcbc you if you find me a hot babe to get down with ;)." I was like "Yo I know this chick at this club with this cool hair and awesome name." Me and him traveled to this club "Roleplayers who are Smart Mansion" where Ali greeted us with hot winks.

    As time progressed, Shelby started talking to Ali in hot ways I couldn't even describe.... I still have sunburn today. We all eventually agreed to meet up in Las Vegas where we shared a Suite together. As you know "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" so I can't really tell you the details of what happened, but Shelby and Ali started dating the next day and I was pushed into the curb .

    Shelby was this hot, cutie with blonde hair in his Backstreet Boys fleece. Before they met, Shelby was known as the She'lByendingOverBySunDown because he, as you people would say, was a stud. He owns 7 Lamborghini Aventadors and has 2 mansions in Paris. He plays soccer, basketball, Tennis, Soccer, Frisbee, Hide
     
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  3. ?What the hell? My posts don't go through.
     
  4. , Lacrosse, swims, Underwater Tag, Football, Belgium Fishing, and creeping harder than a sneak. I'm not going to say he was the life of every party, but he WAS the life of every party. He had lived his whole life in California where he went to school and worked as a chef at your local Food Lion. Basically Shelby was a chick magnet who had a thirst that needed to be quenched.

    Ali was this sweet, country cowgirl who had never touched a boy in her life except at Church when she treasured her peace be with you's for those 10 seconds of manliness. She had grown up in a strict family where she could never go out and had to sleep in before 6 PM. When she was 25, she finally left her country home in Jamaica and travelled to America in which she settled at Washington, DC because she really liked America's first African American President Barack Obama aka today to her is known as her " HomeBoyz". She, too, not knowing anyone from America played PIMD and spawned in role play clubs looking for cute guys to show up at her front door step.

    Shelby, the American, rich, hot, hunky, stud had dropped head over heels when he met this Cowgirl sweetheart. Throughout the years, me, Shelby, and Ali travelled all around the world from Europe to the Asia to Canada to Jamaica where Shelby met Ali's parents Donny and Saramicha. These 2 right away accepted Ali's relationship because of Shelby's rich swagger. Us 3 finally traveled to the home of Mississippi where those 2 love birds take their nest today.

    I remember this one day in the summer of 2013, me, Shelby, and Ali all agreed to meet up in Long Beach where we had booze, babes, and a hard sense of humor. After, we went to our local Outback and had a tasty steak dinner? which rich boy Shelby was such a gentleman and paid for our entire dinner. That night, we invited 300 of our friends over and had the goodest party in history. (If goodest was a word, I used it correctly in that previous sentence.)

    Today, these two reside their home in Quebec where they have organized a program to help the homeless and poor. Their motto "A homeless in need, we shall care for, we swear upon this creed, not Assassin's creed." It is a private organization called the "ShelByCominRoundTheMountainWithAHomeInsteadOfBeingHomeless" that not only provides care, but also proper education. When I asked Shelby what his inspiration was for doing this, he told me " Alan, the only thing that made me happy was Ali, but looking into the eyes of these kids after taking refuge at our home has completely changed my aspect on life and is my one single motivation to continue what I do." Shelby has published over 300 books on the study of Human Analogy and The Speculation of How guys are hotter when they are kind, sensitive, and caring. Ali has produced over 63 albums of her Country Style mixed in with a bit of "Trap Music" as Shelby calls it.

    This forum was made because the other day I noticed something I could not get my mind off of. Shelby was very unhappy so I thought I'd ask him what was wrong in which he replied " I want a dog." Me and Ali went to the pet store the next day and bought him his own Pug for Christmas which also explains how he completed his 350 Pug collection. After about 12 years, Johnny Pugepp, Shelby's pug, ran off and found some other hotter, richer owner. Ali, knowing Shelby was experiencing a hard time, took him out to Walmart for a nice dinner at Subways! This kind act shows their unimaginable love for each other.

    These 2 have inspired so many others and I believe is the generation of a lost kind... A kind needed to rekindle and ignite the flames of our good. Ali, with her cleanliness and kindness and wittiness, will forge the nation with her sexy, seducing wink and Shelby, with his hotness and richness and handsomeness and cuteness and adorableness and sexiness and abliness, can change any person he meets with his spontaneous quotes at unexpected times.
    It started out...
    Sailing down the river alone, I've been trying to find my way back home, but I don't believe in magic, life is automatic, but I don't mind being on my own

    To....
     Because we need each other, we believe in one another, and I know we're gonna uncover, what's sleeping in our soul

    Sometimes...
    Where did it all go wrong? But I hope you know, that it won't let go, it sticks around with you until the day you die

    And Now...
    Keep on chasing down that rainbow,
    You'll never know what you might find
    Over the sunset on the horizon
    It may be a dream, but it tastes like poison
    I'm going to take that tiger outside for a ride
    WHAT A LIFE!! WHAT A LIFE!! WHAT A LIFE!!! WHAT A LIFE!!!!

    Everything you just read was all true and factual, so please don't laugh. Shelby and Ali will get mad. 
     
  5. Shelby you stud muffin you...loll
     
  6. well
     
  7. I do believe Alan has bumped his head
     
  8. Uhhhmm someone threatened to strip farm me if I didn't make this?.
     
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  10. I'm going to assume this is false…?
     
  11. Alan is a little nutty?
     
  12. All really i was the barman 
     
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  14. Shelby is a real sweetheart 
     
  15. Shelby has a 24 pack. 4 TIMES the 6 Pack!!!!!