Pick Up Lines!!!

Lmfao

 

Omg i love pick up lines!!
Aww some here are actually sweet

Sadly no guy has ever tried a pick up line on me so i cant say any have worked
And 'ayyyye gurl let me get yo numba' doesn't count haha

 

Hey Galileo, let me see your telescope.

 

Have my children!

 

My pants too tight, could you help me take it off?

 

Did you fall from heaven








CAUSE YOUR FACE IS UGLY!!!!!!

 

All this are sooo old and if you tried them on a girl you would get rejected soo fast

 

Their for fun

 

Their for laughs lol

 

Do you have 11 protons?
Because you're sodium fine ?
?

 

Someone once said to me " if u were a sweet ass cookie ide take a bite cuz u make that shit taste better" i was like ok?

 

? Is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me.

 

Lol

 

Was that an angel I saw the other day no wait it was you 

 

May I be the fortune in your cookie

 

r u drunk enough to go home with me or should i go back to my corner and wait for a few more guys to buy u drinks?

for the record, i did NOT go home with him lmao, but it made me laugh so i ended up talking to him the rest of the nite lol

 

Had this used on me once

Hey baby. Do you sell hot dogs. Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand

 

When u are road raging u shout to the person. "APPARENTLY U GOT UR DRIVER'S LICENSE FROM A CEREAL BOX!!!"

 

Hey... Your ugly... And so am I ... We were made for each other