I'm on vacation in possibly the worst place on earth (magic my ass): 1) screaming crying pouting children. Please spank your child and tell them to shut up. It's not child abuse, it's good parenting to not turn them into spoiled little brats. 2) please bathe regularly. This place smells like sweaty ass. A shower, deodorant and strategically placed gold bond could save us all the embarrassment. 3) seagulls. Seagulls are third worst creatures on the planet behind cockroaches and Mosquitos. Rant over.