Pick Up Lines!!!

Nice tits. Wanna fuck?

You got a purty mouth.

 

Ben dover, Thats what I get called every time I fuck girls like you. 

 

Hi

 

I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?



Is your dad a baker? Because you got some hot buns.



If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. 

 

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you if becoming too.

 

Id not if stupid phone

 



 

kiss me if im wrong... have we met before?? 

 

Kissing is a universal language. Lets have a conversation.

 

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i walk by again

Would you hold it against me if i stole your puppy and returned it just to see you smile?

Hey you like math?
3 2
You Me
Not all that good haha

 

If I COULD ARRANGE THE ALPHABET I WOULD PLACE: M A K E M E A S A N D W I C H together!!!

BEAT THAT BOOBS

THE ULTIMATE PICKUP LINE

 

Youre hotter than the bottom of my laptop. 

 

Hey do you work at subway ?
Cause you just gave me a foot long

 

?is your name google !? Because you got everything I'm searching for 

 

I HAVE AN IDEA, LET'S FUCK!

 

You make my Dark Knight Rise

 

You know what's beautiful. Say the first word again.

 

The word of the day is "legs."
Lets go back to my place and spread the word

 

They said lines about picking stuff up not hitting on someone.

I'm going to pick this up.

Don't forget to lift with your legs.

Watch out while picking that up its heavy.