Pick Up Lines!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by rex_, Dec 26, 2013.

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  1. So as you can tell i got really bored. I'm interested to see what pickup lines have been used on you or you have used on someone! Anything silly, stupid, romantic or even funny. Post them here.
    Just curious! :p
     
    #1 rex_, Dec 26, 2013
  2. There will only be 7 planets left once I destroy Uranus.
     
    #2 ShanMonster, Dec 26, 2013
  3. YOLO! Let's fuck?
     
    #3 PIMD_YOLO, Dec 26, 2013
  4. Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away with that ass.
     
    #4 ShanMonster, Dec 26, 2013
  5. I slapped a goat, wanna molest my horns?
     
    #5 IIIAceOfSpadesIII, Dec 26, 2013
  6. Spit, someone actually used that one on me once

    
     
    #6 ShanMonster, Dec 26, 2013
  7. Does my breath stink or is it just your Conlone
     
    #7 ItsMariah, Dec 26, 2013
  8. dang lets bang



    we banged
     
    #8 DarkWolfChaos, Dec 26, 2013
  9. I lost my number, can I have yours?
     
    #9 ShanMonster, Dec 26, 2013
  10. Is your dad a farmer? Because those are some nicely cultivated melons ?
     
    #10 RogueJ, Dec 26, 2013
  11. If I have $1 for every time I thought of you, I'd have $1 because you've never left my mind
     
    #11 ldiot2, Dec 26, 2013
  12. Well that's just adorable
     
    #12 ShanMonster, Dec 26, 2013
  13. Hey, baby! There's a party in my pants 
    And urine-vited ?
     
    #13 WickedIceQueen, Dec 26, 2013
  14. Tailofire i love that one
     
    #14 Macho_Daddy, Dec 26, 2013
  15. You're the cheese to my cheeseburger
     
    #15 PIMD_YOLO, Dec 26, 2013
  16. My teddy bear went missing, can I cuddle with you tonight?
     
    #16 ShanMonster, Dec 26, 2013
  17. There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right?











    Oh wait, I forgot U R A Q T.
     
    #17 ShanMonster, Dec 26, 2013
  18. My penis is dying can I bury it in uranus?

    My love for you is like diarrhoea I can't keep it in.
     
    #18 -_-ITorturePandasWithLove-_-, Dec 26, 2013
  19. 
     
    #19 IIIAceOfSpadesIII, Dec 26, 2013
  20. I think that one would actually work tbh

    Hey, can you hold this for me while I go on a walk? *holds hand out*
     
    #20 ldiot2, Dec 26, 2013
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