Ok here is the Perfect Christmas Guide. Ok Step 1. Buy some Vodka(this is vital for steps 3,5,7,9,11,13,15. Step 2. Buy Wine(thus is vital for when you run out of vodka. Step 3. Drink some Vodka. Step 4. Buy a ham(turkey will do as well) Step 5. Drink vodka. Step 6. Cook ham(or turkey) Step 7. Guess what? Drink vodka. Step 8. BBQ the ham(or turkey)(this is optional) Step 9. Drink Vodka Step 10. Get some of the ham(or turkey)and make green beans(this is optional) Step 11. Vodka overload... But you always need more! Step 12. Uncork wine bottle Step 13. Mix wine and vodka for your sake. Step 14. Eat Ham(or turkey) and green beans(made from your ham)(or turkey) Step 15. Make Vodka cookies for Santa Step 16 You realize Santa already came and you wasted vodka. Step 17. You drink wine and eat vodka cookies Step 18. You get a headache Step 19. You have a bloated stomach Step 20. Pass out. That's the guide to a perfect Christmas! Ok that's it so... Deuces️