Fruit War

the passion fruit took your passion causing You to lose the meaning of your life and commited suicide.

Honeydew

 

I havent had honeydew in years

 

You cut open the honeydew and find a list of stuff to do which works you to death

Pineapple

 

It stuck you in the face and now you forever have thorns in your cheeks 

Oranges!

 

I'll wait patiently for my fruit of choice...

 

Your baby sis stole your oranges xD


Strawberry

 

You eat the strawberry which was laced with a deadly amount of LSD, strawberry shortcake appeared in a dream and choked you.

Banana

 

You ate the bannana but it was really a dildo

Lemon?

 

The lemon gave u permanent tart face

Strawberry

 

Stawberry gave u tomatoe face...

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Pomagrante

 

promagrante made u itch
grape

 

grapes taste like feet.



pineapples

 

You fell and landed on the pineapple!

Now read my forum: Rap Battles on Campus!! (Under: Strategy, Clubs, Wars)

Read it and I'll give you a: Banana

 

An angry ape stole your banana

Raspberries

 

U choked on a Raspberries


Jicama

 

Not sure if that's a fruit but: you trip on it, and punch the president. The CIA takes you to jail where they only feed you an Avocado per day.

Lol try to brake out of jail with that, should be interesting, can't wait for the next reply

 

Come on! Someone break out using an avocado! Its kinda like a pear but a darker green and softer, has a bid seed…

 

*big

 

You get to enjoy a deliscous jicama


Avocado

 

U thought the seed was a better eyeball?


Watermelon