Friendzone

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by renamed666, Nov 29, 2013.

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  1. I very frequently wear a fedora or at least always have it with me and I'm an atheist

    One time I held a door open for a girl and she friendzoned me???????

    Can some explain why she didn't want to rip off my three quarter shorts and ask for a sip of my monster energy drink
     
    #1 renamed666, Nov 29, 2013
  2. I know this isnt what you want to hear, but girls wont always like you. :(
     
    #2 imseriouslysexy, Nov 29, 2013
  3. Lolololol. Three quarter shorts
     
    #3 -_A_-Justin, Nov 29, 2013
  4. Were they jean shorts (aka Jorts)? If so, I think we've found your problem!
     
    #4 *-ScooterTex- (01), Nov 29, 2013
  5. You were wearing a fedora

    
     
    #5 Sayisha, Nov 29, 2013
  6. What does you being an atheist have anything to do with why a girl friendzoned you? 
     
    #6 -DDD_AccidentallyMe-, Nov 29, 2013
  7. Lol take that stupid hat off get a good hair cut and get buff and be nice and smell good and all the chicks will love you
     
    #7 Tempting, Nov 29, 2013
  8. Or get a really good job
     
    #8 KG_BAM, Nov 29, 2013
  9. Or just slowly walk back to your corner in shame
     
    #9 IIIAceOfSpadesIII, Nov 29, 2013
  10.  lmfao
     
    #10 -Luke-Lukey-, Nov 29, 2013
  11. nah man skinny boy pullin sad girls by the 3 hunna but they can't really see because my cool story now make me a sandwich black tee w/ pink lettering detailing is covering up this 4 yr old body
     
    #11 renamed666, Nov 29, 2013
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    #12 IIIAceOfSpadesIII, Nov 29, 2013
  13. What?
     
    #13 KG_BAM, Nov 29, 2013
  14. [​IMG]

    Every single top I own hell yes where my fedora collection and lynx body spray at
     
    #14 renamed666, Nov 29, 2013
  15. I gotta buy me one of them,


    BE LIKE FREE SANDWICHES I MAKE MY OWN BUSINESS YO!
     
    #15 PR-IhaveCandyGetInTheVan, Nov 29, 2013
  16. Getting buff makes hardly any difference. Might do if you are 18 and in the f'ing about stage of life but come 23/4 it makes no difference at all
     
    #16 beyondmeasure, Nov 29, 2013
  17. Excuse me I don't need human companionship anymore as long as dogs exist
     
    #17 renamed666, Nov 29, 2013
  18. I don't get it.

    I get the joke, but why make a random thread with it. Terrible forum.
     
    #18 nuIl, Nov 29, 2013
  19. [​IMG]
     
    #19 renamed666, Nov 29, 2013
  20. Yeah, we've all seen a gif before.

    You're not special. Just a terrible forumer who posts unrelated stuff you find online so people will look at you.

    We see you.
     
    #20 nuIl, Nov 29, 2013
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