I need a hubby 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Radioactive9 (01), Nov 28, 2013.

  1. ?Ima pink powerpuff anyaRadioactives mine
     
  2. ?your powers have no effect on me girly.
     
  3. Anya -angry face inserted here-
     
  4. ?Im leveled 99.9?
     
  5.  the winner gets this bodeh and the loser gets to watch ?
     
  6. Sounds kinky. ?
     
  7. Passion
     
  8. Re: I need a hubby

    Hello Radioactive, I see that you are in need of a hubby.

    Well I believe I can be of assistance.

    Let me assure you that I am fantastic hubby material, and I would love to apply for this position of hubby.


    I am first of all, male, which already makes me a perfect candidate as your hubby. Secondly I am good with the barbecue and with a wrench. I will be sure to unintentionally degrade you once a week (at the very least) around the start of my second year of work.

    You may want me to help you with the cooking and cleaning to prepare for a dinner party, but do not worry, I will have another task at hand that I will need to do that very second. Most likely fixing the garage. I will complain about not enough fun in bed and I may cheat. But again, do not worry, because I will always be there if you need me (in bed).

    I will not complain about your shopping addiction unless you complain about my obsession with watching hockey games and collecting model planes.

    Last but not least, I will love you forever (or at least until the contract ends)

    Please consider me for this position,
    Thanks again very much,
    Phoenixiumm
     
  9. That dude up there realizes you're a guy too right radio?
     
  10. A guy? No problem!

    Hubby to any gender, that's me Phoenixiumm! Also it seems that this Radioactive9 person has already connected with me on a spiritual level some time ago.

    He posted on the wall of my other account, NinzSizzle, something along the lines of "I don't get forums" which I think is deeply romantic.
     
  11. Mind blown
     
  12. Phoenix, you gots da job :')
     
  13. Thank you very much Radio (I think we are now on nickname basis since I am now officially hubby).


    But I think we need to address the elephant in the room here, and that would be my paycheck. I'm hoping for paid by the hour, and $100/h (which I think you will find is not much at all considering my skills in the bedroom).

    Thank you for the prompt reply.