Re: I need a hubby Hello Radioactive, I see that you are in need of a hubby. Well I believe I can be of assistance. Let me assure you that I am fantastic hubby material, and I would love to apply for this position of hubby. I am first of all, male, which already makes me a perfect candidate as your hubby. Secondly I am good with the barbecue and with a wrench. I will be sure to unintentionally degrade you once a week (at the very least) around the start of my second year of work. You may want me to help you with the cooking and cleaning to prepare for a dinner party, but do not worry, I will have another task at hand that I will need to do that very second. Most likely fixing the garage. I will complain about not enough fun in bed and I may cheat. But again, do not worry, because I will always be there if you need me (in bed). I will not complain about your shopping addiction unless you complain about my obsession with watching hockey games and collecting model planes. Last but not least, I will love you forever (or at least until the contract ends) Please consider me for this position, Thanks again very much, Phoenixiumm
A guy? No problem! Hubby to any gender, that's me Phoenixiumm! Also it seems that this Radioactive9 person has already connected with me on a spiritual level some time ago. He posted on the wall of my other account, NinzSizzle, something along the lines of "I don't get forums" which I think is deeply romantic.
Thank you very much Radio (I think we are now on nickname basis since I am now officially hubby). But I think we need to address the elephant in the room here, and that would be my paycheck. I'm hoping for paid by the hour, and $100/h (which I think you will find is not much at all considering my skills in the bedroom). Thank you for the prompt reply.