On the toilet

Thank you! Thank you!

-Bow down-

~Hey Spit! 

 

Ofcourse you do Violet! You're my Queen

 

Hell yes I am 

 

I'm either on the phone or I'm focussing on breathing through my mouth and not my nose.

 

I'm usually on my phone reading forums 

 

Right^^

 

I usually always have to go to the bathroom at inconvenient times. So my thoughts are usually "hurry the hell up", or something along those lines.

 

I'm usually on pimd while on the toilet

 

I eat pizza when I'm drunk on the toilet

 

I usually read a book or I play a game on my iPad

 

I think about how I'm going to procrastinate next

 

I usually am either on my phone, or I think about what I need to get done and how I won't procrastinate?but then i get up and procrastinate again.

 

Thinking. Like, not the mindless thinking, but the super intense thinking. I also think of ideas.

 

I'm thinking about if its gunna be one of them craps that feels like a relief jk ha lmao

 

I think about how much my thighs and ass hurts for sitting so long.

 

Most people pimd on the toilet I think. At least two people have sent me pics of their pants round their ankles whilst sat having a dump or pretending to in order to skive work

 

After a while I think about if my crap already dried up and I have to use a moist baby wipe or if regular toilet paper is fine