Corrupt a wish

Granted but that unicorn sexually abuses you..





I wish for a wish that would destroy rp

 

Granted, but you become a rp maniac and it comes more popular

I wish I could have a Zombie Unicorn

 

Granted the zombie unicorn bites u

I wish for nothing

 

The wishgiver doesn't leave until you actually wish for something, and he/she sings showtunes in the most horrible voice to pass the time.

I wish to write a best-selling novel.

 

Granted u become famous her addicted to drugs and go to a complete stop at rock bottom

I wish for a full proof plan in which nothing can be taken the wrong way or be changed in any way shape or form

 

Granted, but people during that time is zombies .

I wish i was russell crowe ..

 

Granted but he gains 40 pounds.

I wish I could cook on tv

 

Granted, but everything you cook ends up Burned but not only that WHOEVER IT'S IT BECOMES CURSED!!


I wish I had a cookie

 

Eats* -.-

 

Granted, its a dog biscuit

 

I wish i wasnt so bored

 

Granted, but now your must make me a sandwich

 

Granted but it's a cookie made of old used condums and dirty needles used from the rectum.


I wish that my eyes were made of glass and everything horrible happened to me.

 

Granted, you die a painful death.

 

I wish for strawberry cheesecake

 

Granted, but found a thick black hair in it.


I wish for a master key to any lock in the world

 

granted but you don't have hands to use that master key .. as well as the people who surrounds you . They don't have hands to ask for help to use it . Also that key is untouchable .. when you touch it you will turns into an ash XD ,

 

Say hwut

 

Granted but you reset.


I wish i had new shoes.