Pimd Rumours Pt 3 Pssst.. It's me again back with more juicy goss about our fellow pimders.. here's what I've heard.. SirNekkie I heard that Nekkie actually suffers from a severe medical condition, known as Swinisitis ? Symptoms include random outbursts of singing, hallucinations, and green tinged skin Whilst there is still no cure for this condition, symptoms are managed by the administration of bacon and bacon related products According to a friend, Nekkie never leaves the house without bacon pieces after an incident involving Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, a flying purple people eater, and a pig with bite marks on it's bum ? j31 I heard that Jen is quite the intimidating lady On pimd, it's all business, but at home, she's the first female head of the family, and has earned the title 'The Godmother' ? A close friend of the family (who has since disappeared) confided that Jen only trusts her consigliere, aka 'The Pug'. At a recent meeting between families, Jen baffled the other bosses with her suggestion they all "eat more meat, go for long walks, and chase tails", as per The Pug's advice ? The bosses followed through, as Jen can't be refused ? SpitFire I heard that SpitFire was once upon a time a lost and troubled soul, but only since meeting the Dalai Lama, he become quite pensive and profound Spitty was casually minding his own business, when the Dalai Lama whacked him in the head while throwing his robes over his shoulder ? Oops! It's also rumoured that the Dalai Lama taught Spit the secret of reincarnation, but as he left, whacked him again, erasing the info ? Spit has been spouting proverbs ever since -Oops-Mags_DidItAgain- I heard that Mags is the heir to quite a large family fortune ? Her great-grandfather is actually the genius behind the idea of Pop-Tarts The whole family is involved in the Pop-Tart business now, right down to living in a toaster-shaped mansion, complete with furniture made from foam Pop-Tarts ? Apparently Mags is currently working on a line of savoury toaster treats! I can't discuss the fillings, but I can say that they're gonna be amazing.. in the meantime, she's spending time in her winter home -_A_-RoamingFootLongSandwich I heard that Foot actually IS a foot long sandwich.. Well, on weekends, anyway Apparently Foot walked past a Subway store one sunny Sunday, and the manager came screaming out, saying he has a perfect meatball shaped head, and begged him to wear the sandwich costume ? Foot kicked him in the shins, and was about to run away, but saw the look of adoration in his eyes so agreed, and charged him extortionist rates to wear the damn thing ? Well... bet you didn't know that about our fellow pimders, huh? My tuties will be next but if you've got goss, or want me to dig up the dirt on you or your friends, post below ?