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There were 2 mouses they went into a park From behind an elephant came . One of them went aside and the other climbed the tree. But unfortunately the mouse fell from the tree and on the elephant. The land mouse thought that he is going to fight with the elephant and while thinking so he started to cheer him up saying "Catch him! Catch him ! Dont let him escape" where as the tree mouse had fallen by mistake
Laughing is like eating when you are extremely full, if you are REALLY full and you keep eating you'll end up puking.
There was once a man named Bob. This man had to go to the bathroom. As he entered a stall, he saw there was another man next to him. The man next to him said, "Hello." Bob, confused as to why he was talking to him, replied, "Um, hello?" "How are you?" Said the man in the next stall. Unsure of what was going on, Bob said, "Er, I'm good. Thanks for asking." "That's great," said the man. "Whatcha up to?" Bob was now really confused. Why was this guy talking to him while he was in the crapper? Ugh. But not wanting to be rude, he replied, "Not much, I guess probably the same as you." The man waited a while to reply, but finally he said, "Hold on Barbara, there's this wierdo in the next stall trying to talk me while I'm on the phone."