Sleep Talkers

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by War-King, Nov 23, 2013.

  1. As most of my friends know I don't sleep much....so I hear what little is said when my parents and brother are asleep....yea WHAT LITTLE IS SAID? just in case your ears are closed??

    I'm pretty bored at the moment, and heard my dad say a few things in his sleep just now.

    "Where are they, (they he made two clicking sounds with his tongue) turn around now"

    God knows what he is dreaming 

    He, and my brother sleep talk often, so I was thinking, what are some strange, or funny things you've heard other people say in their sleep? Or if you've been told you've said something in your sleep  be honest and admit it!
     
  2. "Give Me Moreeee",
    "Yes, Yes, Yes, Yeeeeeessss!"


    (Don't think she was asleep though)
     
  3. A few years ago, my daughter 3yrs old at the time was sleep walking and sleep talking at the same time...........she came in the livingroom sat on the couch pointing in the corner of the room and said, "She's right there." I jumped up and looked like, "Who???????" Again she pointed, "She's right there." Then she got up, went back to her room and went to sleep.
     
  4. Sleep talk and sleep walk.
     
  5. It was Christmas eve when my mom said i woke up and went outside the house. So she asked me to eat and she told me i cursed her then went back to sleep . Clueless when i woke up.
     
  6. I overheard my cousin sleep talking. I had a full blown 5 minute conversation about why he thinks root beer sucks.
     
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  8. i heard the phone ringing in my sleep ,answered it kept saying hello wondering why i got no response opened my eyes i was holding my hand up to my ear
     
  9. I sleep talk :l 
     
  10. I've held many drawn out conversations with both my sister and husband in my sleep. The best my sister actually wrote down.

    Me: There's a Tiger in the bathroom. Don't go in there or you'll die.
    Sister: But what if I have to pee?
    Me: You can borrow my box of protection.
    Sister: I'll be sure to return it.

    Five minutes later I sit up, clearly distressed…

    Me: Where is it?
    Sister: What?
    Me: THE BOX. It was right here on my lap!
    Sister: I don't know.
    Me: WHERE IS IT?
    Sister: You're dreaming. Go to sleep.
    Me: …okay.

    A minute later she asks: What did the box look like?
    Me: Oh… Sandals.

    That's about it.
     
  11. I actually can carry on full conversations in my sleep apparently ?my dad told me awhile back.
     
  12. In the middle of the night I heard my mom and dad sleep talking "YES YES MORE GIVE IT TO ME ALL THE WAY" and they must have been sleep talking because it was midnight :c
     
  13. My boyfriend was sleep talking to me, he awkwardly told he he loved me for the first time and I was like "no no you don't" he sat straight up and screamed "YES YES I DO" within seconds he was snoring again.
     
  14. When we were kids my brother was sleepwalking and apparently didn't have his pyjama top on...he found a pair of our dads work trousers and put them on with his head sticking out of one leg and both arms out the other  I slept through this ? my mum told me the next morning lmao ?
     
  15. Hahahaha nice thread im lol-ing here reading ahahahn
     
  16. I've slept walked before which almost killed me... When I was 5 during the night I got up and walked to the fridge to get a drink, thought I must've picked up my water bottle but instead picked up my epilepsy medication and drunk the full bottle, collapsing to the floor, lucky my mum heard me and rushed me to hospital, they said if 30 minutes more without treatment I would've died  the only time I slept walked, could've been the last time I moved, lucky my mum is a light sleeper.
     
  17. Zach way to kill the laughter?no sad stories
     
  18. This thread just lost all humor 